cometotherebellion:

yasboogie:

Cucamelons: They’re grape-sized watermelons that taste like cucumbers with a tinge of lime

They’re native to Mexico and Central America. They also go by the following names: mouse melon, Mexican sour gherkin, Mexican miniature watermelon and Mexican sour cucumber. [homegrown-revolution.co.uk]

You can buy the seeds here: $2.50 for 25-35 seeds. [rareseeds.com] Read more.

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but how do you eat them? I mean are they squishy like grapes or hard like melons? I just don’t know how to feel about this.

thelibrarina:

#that bottom gif is killing me #bitch does it look like i’ve heard of the milennium falcon #i’m old as dicks #and got this bitch ass farmer hick motherfucker next to me #i will slap you and your big ass dog into both fucking suns so help me god han

Never getting over Obi-Wan’s unimpressed face.

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nicoleforslund:

me when someone tries to explain math